Tuesday, April 12, 2005

Goldi Sets It Straight or Venus & Mars Wars - Parte Uno

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Dating what does it mean? Going out, sometimes its just hanging out. Unfortunately, to the testosterone enhanced gender it means getting some. Shame on you. Just because you spent (at least) $70 for dinner and $20 for the movies does not mean you are going to get any. (Pay my house note, then maybe we can discuss *ahem* terms; and I need a Foredom flexshaft for my metalsmithing too).

I recently had an ex (who has been begging for 5 years), what would it take? I simply said, "I want to be wooed". The calls stopped.

What ever happened to romance? Ladies, its partially our fault. I blame those 20 year-olds and "easy teens". You’re just giving it up because estrogen told you so. What for? You don't reach your peak until your 50s. Men - 16. Mother Nature, you do have a sense of humor (the platypus and George W. Bush are other examples). When you hit your 30s you realize the value of what is between your thighs and you start to understand the power of femininity; and the men in our peer group are chasing 22 year olds. Why? It is all a matter of control. Self-possessed independent women terrify men. They have to find women they can dominate.

Gentlemen rise to the challenge, how many of you have mates that are your political, spiritual and mental equals. Yes, men and women are different - differently equal.


Blogger Geekbird said...

>Gentlemen rise to the challenge


9:16 PM  
Blogger Goldi said...

you know me too well.

11:41 PM  
Blogger Zodiac Digital said...

> djx - hmmm the drums. yeah and faster.


do you want me to speed up the tempo and also have a break (i.e. when nothing but the drums are present)?

12:15 AM  
Blogger Goldi said...

Eureka! That's it!

8:06 AM  
Blogger Imara said...

Goldi, you're so right. Young woman are all too quick to give away the "goods", while compromising their own desires of being treated like a lady.

Dating IS much more than sex, and sex- with the right person- is MUCH more than just sex. If only men understood that concept...

2:37 PM  
Blogger Nzyme said...

Hello, Goldi. I share your sentiments. Add the fact that I reside in a small college town to the equation, and you'll know why I sat down and had a long talk with Ms. Vagina last night. I explained to her that there is a great likelihood that I will never remarry--especially as long as I'm living here. I will never be in a monogamous relationship with a human being again--especially in this Sodom & Gomorrah. Therefore, she and Dolphie need to end their little squabble then...KISS AND MAKE UP!!!

11:00 AM  
Blogger Goldi said...

imara: that's why you got to TRAIN those brothas girl. so they can learn. if a brotha only deals with chickens he will treat you like a chicken, because he does not know how to handle a diamond. Once a brotha knows how to identify and treat a diamond...then he will be on the road to getting it right.

nzyme: sistah do not despair. there is somebody (sometimes some bodies) out there for everyone. sometimes you just have to change your perpective, stop searching and leave the rest to serendipity. Sigh, sometimes serendipity takes a longggggggggggg time.

2:12 PM  
Blogger soundboyz said...

Hold up!!!!!!!!!!!Who designated this the meeting place for sistahs? I'm going to have to keep an eye on you three!!!

6:22 PM  
Blogger soundboyz said...

Alright break this shit up!!!!!!Enough of this Ya Ya sisterhood type shit!!! We don't need another women's movement!!!Look how well the last one worked for you ladies!!!

6:25 PM  
Blogger Imara said...

Goldi, I hear you! There are definately some good brothas out here that don't need to be "trained" and know how to treat a woman. We can't give them all a bad rap.

Although... it can be fun to train them!

12:24 PM  
Blogger soundboyz said...

>Although... it can be fun to train them!

What type of dominatrix type submissive type sado masachistic type femdom type shit is going on here?

1:30 PM  
Blogger mcgibfried said...

romance is dead... i killed it.

10:56 AM  
Blogger Goldi said...

soundboyz > if women did not give instructions foreplay would not exist.

McG > again ya'll just want the orgasm...there must be build up.

4:11 PM  
Blogger Brother OMi said...

my wife is... fo' real and she fine as hell


12:23 AM  

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