Thursday, May 12, 2005

Do I Have to Start My Day? I Just Want To Lounge.

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I'm roasted, toasted and stuffed. I'm so docile right now you can perform a coup de gras (on me) with some cotton candy--it would knock me the *bleep* out. My peach Lazy Boy Rocker/Recliner feels too good right now. I can just inhale glue and play with glitter all day. I'll ease in to the office during the afternoon. Yesterday was my best friends birthday...

Today's breakfast consisted of barbecue wings and
seafood quiche (gotta give my girl Michelle props for that). I eat like this during the Winter Holidays. Crap! It is bad enough that I have to exercise, now I have "beer calories" to burn. Extra laps for me....Shit! It was worth it. The party had food galore, tequila and good people what else could you want? I'm a very simple person add this to money and copious amounts of *ahem* and I have found my own personal Nirvana. Yeah, that's the meaning of life to me. I keep it light and simple.

Ooo there were drummers! More than we anticipated! Drummers = Men. Vegan men! Conscious men! Ital men! Did I mention men?!? And my carnivorous-very-potent-tequila-and-sangria-drinking-behind was trying to be too cool. You see brothas refer to me as one of those Cindy Lauper women with a touch of Ciara. I'm a girl that just wants to have fun, but my goodies stay in the jar.

This was supposed to be a 2-hour get together that turned into 4 1/2. The Birthday Diva made a mix tape of 80s R&B (lol). She said it was 45 minutes long after its done folks gotta go. You know the finale folks, the Electric Slide and the encore the Electric Slide plus that Cha-cha thingie. Folks still would not leave!!! Ah, now I remember why - the after party was going to be at night club that just got padlocked by the IRS--boooooooooooo!

And so my day begins as I feel like I embody at least 5 of the 7 Deadly Sins. Let's review them shall we?
1. Pride (vanity) - Check.
2. Envy (jealousy)- Nah. I usually get hated on (please refer to #1.) .
3. Wrath (anger) - Check. Static. Start nothin', won't be nothin'.
4. Sloth (laziness)- Nah. Ditched this one when I left my 20s.
5. Avarice (greed) - Check. The World is mine and I want it ALL!
6. Gluttony (overindulgence) - Check. I enjoy my excessive not-so-rock starish lifestyle.
7. Lust (heh, heh, heh) - CHECKITY, CHECK, CHECK!

49 Comments:

Blogger Luke Cage said...

LOL.."Checkity, check, check!" to Lust. Hey miss Goldi. You definitely sound like you are enveloped in your own private Utopia right about now. I hear that luv. Do you and enjoy to the fullest. 5 of the 7 Deadly Sins?..Hmmm..that revelation is a blog all in itself.

11:58 AM  
Blogger soundboyz said...

HI GOLDI!!!!!!!!

IS THAT YOU IN THE PITURE? NICE SCARF!!!DID YOU MAKE THAT GOLDI???IS THIS THE PICTURE OF YOUR MERCHANDISE????I MEAN......WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN ...

12:09 PM  
Blogger Goldi said...

Luke Cage: You should live life as if every day is your last, because someday it will be!

Soundboyz: This actually is a Vargas Girl. An Black one to boot--very rare. People of color were not classified as beauties back in the 40s and 50s. Actually, this is the only Black vintage pin-up girl I've seen.

1:25 PM  
Blogger Luke Cage said...

Before when I came on your page, only the post was showing. Now that I see the picture, it's pretty dazzling! Soundboyz almost got me. I thought that was a picture of miss Goldi for sure!

You're right. I don't see too many of these of nubian women. That sentiment about living everyday as if its your last, is one I wholeheartedly share and believe in!

1:35 PM  
Blogger soundboyz said...

>Soundboyz: This actually is a Vargas Girl. An Black one to boot--very rare. People of color were not classified as beauties back in the 40s and 50s. Actually, this is the only Black vintage pin-up girl I've seen.

Very Nice!!!!!So, you're telling me that they were mostly spanish?Can I see some of those as well?Strictly for artistic purposes, of course!!!:)

1:36 PM  
Blogger soundboyz said...

^Sorry Goldi, I think you might have meant Vagas instead of Vargas.Can I still see any more pictures like that?

1:41 PM  
Blogger Imara said...

Goldi, sounds like the party was a nice time.

I was a vegetarian in college. Hanging out with vegan men was an added benefit!

1:49 PM  
Blogger Goldi said...

No just WASP women. Just google vintage pin-up girls. You have Vargas, Elvgren, Petty--matter-of-fact here http://www.btinternet.com/%7Ebrmerc/Pinup1.html and http://www.fotolog.net/classic_pinup

1:49 PM  
Blogger soundboyz said...

>You have Vargas, Elvgren, Petty--matter-of-fact here


So, then I was wrong. Sorry Goldi, I didn't know what a Vargas Girl was.Thanks Goldi...... for introducing me to VINTAGE PORN!!!:)


Thanks for the link!:)

1:51 PM  
Blogger Goldi said...

Imara *gasp* somebody actually reads my posts?!? Yes, clean health conscious brothas. The irony is I have returned to eating red meat.

1:53 PM  
Blogger Goldi said...

Soundboyz - thank you once again Mr. Tacky Tasteless!

1:56 PM  
Blogger soundboyz said...

> Soundboyz - thank you once again Mr. Tacky Tasteless!

Goldi, I think you were the one that was TASTELESS!!!!How dare you provide links of those BROADS!!?!I thought it was going to be more of the first one . Yea, I read your comment , she was RARE!!!NO SHIT GOLDI!!!!!

2:00 PM  
Blogger soundboyz said...

> No just WASP women.

:(

2:02 PM  
Blogger Imara said...

>Imara *gasp* somebody actually reads my posts?!?

Well, that's because I can only think with the head on my shoulders!

>Yes, clean health conscious brothas. The irony is I have returned to eating red meat.

Nothing like a "clean health conscious brotha"! They're so sexy! I haven't gone back to red meat, but I do have poultry about once or twice a month, and I have fish atleast once a week. I find my thoughts are much more clear.

2:13 PM  
Blogger soundboyz said...

>Nothing like a "clean health conscious brotha"! They're so sexy!


HeeeHeeeeHeeee HELL!!!Go and marry a farmer then!!!!

>I haven't gone back to red meat, but I do have poultry about once or twice a month, and I have fish atleast once a week. I find my thoughts are much more clear.

Imara, I think more than your thoughts are "much more clear".:)

2:19 PM  
Blogger soundboyz said...

>Well, that's because I can only think with the head on my shoulders!

Funny....that's not where I would picture it on You!!!!

2:47 PM  
Blogger Goldi said...

imara - we can tell who eats swine and anything with a behind. %-)

3:40 PM  
Blogger soundboyz said...

> imara - we can tell who eats swine and anything with a behind. %-)

Chicken and Fish have behinds!!!!Maybe that's why you don't think you have enough booty Goldi, you have an ass like a fish!!!Eat some of the hormone injected meat like the rest of these folks and grow 3 (three) Buttcheeks!!!!

3:51 PM  
Blogger Imara said...

>imara - we can tell who eats swine and anything with a behind. %-)

The swine has definately messed with "you know who's" mind!

4:17 PM  
Blogger Imara said...

>HeeeHeeeeHeeee HELL!!!Go and marry a farmer then!!!!

So testy!! Must be all that colon clogging meat you've been eating. Hey, has anyone heard from Two Dogs? *giggle*

4:19 PM  
Blogger Imara said...

>Funny....that's not where I would picture it on You!!!!

Well, Soundboyz, we all can't be like you!

4:20 PM  
Blogger soundboyz said...

>The swine has definately messed with "you know who's" mind!


Who's?

4:31 PM  
Blogger soundboyz said...

>So testy!! Must be all that colon clogging meat you've been eating. Hey, has anyone heard from Two Dogs? *giggle*


LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!!LOL!!!STOP IMARA!!!!!!DO NOT, I REPEAT NOT, GO THERE!!!!!:)


He stopped by the blog. He said he is going to post pics of his Wo-man! I spelled it like that because when he realizes that he is the receiver, that's what he's going to say!!!!WO-MAN!!!

4:37 PM  
Blogger soundboyz said...

>Well, Soundboyz, we all can't be like you!

I know Imara!!!!!It's sad.:(

4:38 PM  
Blogger Imara said...

>Who's?

Yes, that's what I said, "Who's"! Stop repeating ME!!


>when he realizes that he is the receiver, that's what he's going to say!!!!WO-MAN!!!

LOL!! Poor guy! His poor little heart is going to be broken. Not to mention his ASS!!

>I know Imara!!!!!It's sad.:(

Trust me, God knew exactly what he was doing when he only made one of YOU!!

4:50 PM  
Blogger Goldi said...

i thought he was cloned fom an ass's ass.

5:20 PM  
Blogger soundboyz said...

>Who's?

.....?

>LOL!! Poor guy! His poor little heart is going to be broken. Not to mention his ASS!!


Imara, really NOW!!!!Enough with the bathroom humor:(!

It would have been funnier if you said ,"LOL!! Poor guy! His poor little heart is going to be broken. Not to mention his poor little ASS!!

That's how I would have said it!!!!!Nice try!!!:(

>Trust me, God knew exactly what he was doing when he only made one of YOU!!


Yea Imara, Whatever!!!Listen, I happen to know God. I have a personal relationship with him. Yea....by the way , he told me to ask you if you don't feel bad about horses without tails?

5:42 PM  
Blogger soundboyz said...

> i thought he was cloned fom an ass's ass.

If only YOU were cloned from an asse's ass.........Maybe, just maybe, you would have one!!!LOL!!!LOL!!LOL!!!LOL!!!LOL!!

5:45 PM  
Blogger soundboyz said...

Goldi, I just stopped staring at that pinup!!!!I finally had a chance to read the post!!!!!Nice one!!!!Listen, I could see you with a basketball player!!!That way , you get to be all glittery and that other sh*t, then you can get your *ahem*!!!I think you should go to a Hawks game!!!!

6:09 PM  
Blogger Goldi said...

Nah, I am not an athletic groupie. I dig artsy guys and...lawyers (yeah, i know I'm scrapin' the bottom with that one).

7:19 PM  
Blogger soundboyz said...

> Nah, I am not an athletic groupie. I dig artsy guys and...lawyers (yeah, i know I'm scrapin' the bottom with that one).

Goldi,I don't see why YOU would have any trouble with men. Are you?

8:57 PM  
Blogger Goldi said...

^ I don't have any trouble with men. Why date a thug when you can date a lawyer? Those are the REAL bad boyz.

1:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmmm that picture does have Goldis' smile and attitude, love for things peachy and orangy per her Oshun tendencies. Hope you have more days like that Goldi.

A star crossed secret admirer! :)

11:40 AM  
Blogger soundboyz said...

> ^ I don't have any trouble with men. Why date a thug when you can date a lawyer? Those are the REAL bad boyz.

Correct!!!

1:09 PM  
Blogger Goldi said...

Let's hear it for secret admirers Woo Hoo!

1:42 PM  
Blogger soundboyz said...

> Let's hear it for secret admirers Woo Hoo!

Right!!!!!!Sure thing Luv!

1:49 PM  
Blogger Goldi said...

^ Don't play I wonder who left that message...

1:58 PM  
Blogger soundboyz said...

> ^ Don't play I wonder who left that message...


Silly!! If you really read it and stop getting all emotional, it's obvious!!!!

2:09 PM  
Blogger Goldi said...

Duh - not emotional dumbass. Sounds like you know who it is.

2:15 PM  
Blogger Imara said...

>If you really read it and stop getting all emotional

Why is it that a man always thinks a woman is being "emotional"? Good Lord!!

3:22 PM  
Blogger soundboyz said...

>Why is it that a man always thinks a woman is being "emotional"? Good Lord!!

Because they ARE!!!!!!Unless you want to call it CRAZY!!!!

4:44 PM  
Blogger soundboyz said...

> Duh - not emotional dumbass. Sounds like you know who it is.

I promise you that it's NOT me!!!!!Goldi, I am already anonymous. Why the HELL do I need to be even more anonymous to leave a message for you!!!I think you are playing Dumb(I hope you're playing). If you really think about people you correspond with on your computer, you might figure it OUT!!!!

4:47 PM  
Blogger Goldi said...

Ooo a little spicy. Sounds like someone hasn't gotten any in a lonnnnnnnnng time.

6:05 PM  
Blogger soundboyz said...

> Ooo a little spicy. Sounds like someone hasn't gotten any in a lonnnnnnnnng time.

Who? Anonymous or YOU?:)

8:32 PM  
Blogger Imara said...

>Because they ARE!!!!!!Unless you want to call it CRAZY!!!!

Right, but that emotion doesn't rule our every action! We can actually think in a logical manner when it's needed.

2:08 PM  
Blogger soundboyz said...

>Right, but that emotion doesn't rule our every action! We can actually think in a logical manner when it's needed.

This is true . I have to admit, I did hear of that one time that woman actually WON on Jeapordy!!!!

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